This blog doesn’t have a PayPal, eBay or Chase Manhattan Bank account. This is because it doesn’t have any money. Given the complete absence of advertising at this blog, or employment prospects for this blog, it isn’t likely to acquire any investable or disposable income in the future.
This blog hasn’t entered any international lotteries, isn’t looking for online dates, doesn’t experience erectile dysfunction, and has no interest in helping deposed government officials from other nations transfer large sums of money, though the respectful tone of these requests is always appreciated. It doesn’t need discount software, a Russian bride, a larger penis, or a home equity loan, either. And it has no desire to reconnect with former high school classmates, as this blog was entirely homeschooled.
This blog recycles, drives a hybrid, packs it in and and packs it out, and treads lightly upon the earth, consuming only the electrons it requires to survive. It does not need high thread count cotton bedding, home electronics equipment, pet food conveniently delivered to its door every month, a nonsurgical face-lift, or a new fitness plan. It is not interested in contributing to political campaigns, and legally unable to vote, except maybe in Florida. And finally, a college degree premised upon academic credit for “life experiences” will probably not improve this blog’s future.
