New Candles Marketed To Men Are Called…(wait for it)… “Hotwicks.”

And they come in flavors that includepigskin” (“Show your devotion to America’s greatest organized activity by making your house smell like a football factory”) and “urinal cake” (“THE URINAL CAKE CANDLE — Bring the industrial chemical freshness of a public restroom right to your home”). Kate Harding has a few trenchant observations about this here.

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