If only she knew who he was. 12. GG: Doesnt Chuck know a party isnt a party until someone crashes? Eleanor This one is not as elegant a choice as that one. Aya Tsintziras is a Senior Writer at Screen Rant who enjoys writing about TV and movies. Chauffeur: Where to, Mr. Bass? Nate: Well is something actually wrong or is this just a ploy to get us both here? And who am I? I had to go. Tis Pity, She's A Wh*re. XOXO. When you are ready to print, please highlight, copy, and paste into a document. Nate Archibald. In the city that never sleeps a lot can happen in one night. Rufus: Hey, hey! Concierge How did you know it was Miss van der Woodsen if you didn't read it and if you are not a guest at the hotel what were you doing there? Gossip Girl's ability to give life advice whilecommenting on the characters' wealth neverstops being entertaining. Especially if its the middle one. Excuse me. Let me take a look at this again, dad. Type: Monologues by women. [INT WENDELLS - DEPARTMENT STORE - Dan walks up to Jenny who's trying on a red dress]. Blair Is it too much? Ten percent of me is glad I was right." Serena is mortified and heartbroken that Dan Humphrey has written mean things about her in his novel Inside. If you just hit "print" every single monologue will print!!! And Jenny used up all the invites. 19 Dramatic Shakespeare Monologues For Women. This is the place to discuss the original CW show and the HBO reboot. For Serena sleeping in her own bed, possibly wearing pyjamas. Blair Great. Or can these two hotties work it out? Everybody, if B has anything to say about it. Howie: Well, actually I'm a Dartmouth man. Some are driven to self-medication. They had to overcome drama with quite a few villains between season 1 and season 6. Erik Really? Gossip Girl: This just in: Asher Hornsby spotted locking lips before class, but not with his girlfriend. [INT HOME OF THE WALDORFS - BLAIR'S BEDROOM - The room is lit by candles, Nate enters, Blair is waiting for him in lingerie]. GG: Looks like Daddys little girl isnt sugar and spice and everything nice after all. 2x25 when she tells Chuck she loves him so much it consumes her, it's peak acting moment from Leighton. Lily: Let's not discuss this right now, ok? [Blair, Isabel and Katy walk away, Serena turns around]. Always have, always will. I don't read 'Gossip Girl'. It was part of the reason why Serena leaving hurt Blair so much. Always works for your mother. Don't believe me. It's clear that both characters have behaved badly and hurt each other. You're telling me if you had the chance Chuck You guys have been dating since kindergarden and you haven't sealed the deal. But everyone knows Serena. [INT HOME OF THE HUMPREYS - DAN'S BEDROOM - Dan is looking at the blog of 'Gossip Girl']. GG: Honesty may be the best policy in some ZIP codes, but not in this one. Serena Jenny, that dress would look even better in black. Barbara Nitke/HBO Max. Monologues Of The Week 11-21-07. Serena Hey, here you guys are. Dramatic Monologue. she has quite long monologue about their difference and her background, when she pays jenny a visit after she posts that pic of dan and serena (season 3 finale), episode 1 in season 4 where she tells serena how heartbroken she actually is, how sad she is, thats a good one. [INT LIMOUSINE - Blair, Nate, Chuck, Isabel and Katy are laughing and drinking champagne], [INT THE PALACE HOTEL - Dan enters and sees Serena standing on the gallery, they look at each other and smile], [INT 'KISS ON THE LIPS' PARTY - Chuck, Isabel and Katy are standing at the bar, Chuck spots Jenny in the crowd]. Diners that claim to be open 24-7. GG: Spotted in Central Park: two white flags waving. Thats right: Debutante season. I figured my work was done. When fans debate Blair and Chuck's Gossip Girl romance, it's important that Blair tells Chuck that she wants to stand on her own and get to know herself or she will never be ready for a real relationshipwith him. Jenny I know, uhm, I mean, hi, I'm Jenny. Unless you want us to wait for you. You kids could use some fun. It's a party. They, along with the rest of the Upper East Siders, provided some deep insight about friendship, thatviewerscan still relate to, ten years later. I just want things to go back to the way they used to be. We were always together . Blair may be the person Serena is closest to, but all the main characters love Serena like family. That's one of the reasons I fell for her in the first place. I saw you at school with Katy and Is and I get it. 10. Serena's look was modeled after Kate Moss. This one looks like a scorcher. GG: Watch out, S. Just because you finally tell the truth doesnt mean there wont be consequences. [Dan's cell phone rings, he takes a look at the new text message: Jenny (Mobile), Sep 25, 2007, 9:15:05 PM, HELP. Chuck Best friend and the boyfriend. Identical uniforms, that's kind of a tip-off? Serena Enough to know it's not on the menue. In a 2012 interview with HuffPost, "Gossip Girl" costume designer Eric Daman shared the inspirations behind both Serena and Blair's wardrobes. Isabel: Someone saw Serena get off a train at Grand Central. Lily What are you and Dan Humphrey doing? Character: Margaret Good People is a play focusing on Margaret, a single mother to a disabled adult daughter, Joyce, who was born before her husband left her. Looks like you got a lot of yoghurt left. But sometimes all it takes is a little key to open the door to the wild side. Sererna: Chuck, don't you ever touch her again! Without you, Im nothing. Reviewers weren't exaggerating when they calledGossip Girl"scandalous." She pays a few bucks for gossip to whoever is willing to give it. [Serena pushes Chuck]. There were plenty of flashbacks on the "Gossip Girl" finale, most of which focused on Dan Humphrey (Penn Badgley) and his first encounters with Serena van der Woodsen (Blake Lively).In the present time, viewers saw Dan decide to give the final chapter of his book to Nate Archibald (Chace Crawford) and "The Spectator," which revealed who Gossip Girl was. Serena It's ok. You're stronger than me, alright. Move! I just wanted to come by and say hi. Gossip Girl: Wake up, Little Jenny. not only does @hayyyshayyy break news, she can create a "Gossip Girl" monologue about the NHL trade deadline . That's the way things are supposed to be. ! That's one secret I'll never tell. Gossip Girl: With Blairs boyfriend Nate helping to close up the family yacht for the season, Blair is free to focus on the most important event of the Fall: her annual sleepover. Gossip Girl: The rules for a model the day of a photo shoot are similar to those of a patient pre-surgery. RELATED:5 Worst Things Dan Did To Serena On Gossip Girl (& 5 Worst Serena Did To Him). Dan: It . And everyone is talking. Has our bad girl really gone good? Jenny Come on, Dan. Erik Stylist and personal shopper. Blair decides to be honest with Serena, letting her know that it's impossible for Blair not to feel a bit happy and vindicated, even though she doesn't want Serena to be in pain. Performing Acting Monologues can be nerve wracking. Jenny This is definitely quieter but do you actually know where we're going or [Chuck leans in to kiss Jenny but she pulls away]. Rufus Luckily, staple guns are old-school. I've been drinking on an empty stomach. Then, in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend, Kyle, who was totally gorgeous but he moved to Indiana, and Janis was, like weirdly jealous of him. Blair Well, you missed some classic Eleanor Waldorf melt-downs. But in order to birth a true scandal, it requires the right person to be in the wrong place. Beverly is trapped inside her new married life and suburban home and needs an escape plan. Was it only a year ago our It-Girl mysteriously disappeared for quote 'boarding school'. Gossip Girl : Speak of the Devil and he doth appear. GG: Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today, in the face of this company, to watch this man and this woman totally F things up. Leave it to Blair Waldorf to know that bitches dont just happen. I loved her to death. Or will he end up with another victim? Serena No, it's ok. You made it. Choose your side or run and hide. "People do have power over us even after they're gone". Keep that in mind. Eleanor: I have to design a dress for this woman. She wasn't invited. Someone just leaked my diary to Gossip Girl. 2. Title mentioned by Jason Sudeikis during his opening monologue Friends with Benefits (2011) It clashes with my sofa. Clock's ticking. But I've realised. Gossip Girl: Sometimes, in an effort to spread the most outrageous rumors, we look over the very thing thats even more scandalousthe truth. The 2021 version of Gossip Girl is obsessed with privilege as well, but a different, non-white kind. GG: None of the above. [EXT NEW YORK CITY - Dan runs across the street to catch his bus to school]. XOXO Gossip Girl, Gossip Girl Gossip Girl (Narrator) 2007.09.19 Claire. Looks like Little J didnt spread her legs after all. She was this outgoing social butterfly Elegant. No, thats not a tear in my eye. Nate I'm gonna put everything in the past. Paparazzi snapped pics of Jordan Alexander, Savannah Lee Smith, Zin Moreno, Whitney Peak, Emily Alyn Lynd . Plus a few other interesting things if you end up digging far enough. But some things do change. I just feel bad for Serena she'll really miss you. Im tired of being the bearer of bad grudges. Chuck: The airport. Too bad for her theres school on Monday. They wouldn't dream of ignoring each other or not talking for periods of time. Serena even slept with Blair's boyfriend twice, and Blair still managed to forgive him. Text. Eleanor Waldorf is gearing up to take her company public and I've been cording her for month to let me handle the deal. "For the first time ever I'm sorry I was. Gossip Girl: Theres plenty of upside to being the spawn of the fabulously wealthy. I just thought you were hot. Gossip Girl. In the snow. Dartmouth is far enough away for her. In a thrilling Episode 6 speech, Emily not only owns up to being ringarde, but . Why didn't you save me any? But the downside? Bula Bister - runs a small town newspaper which is more like a gossip paper than a serious news source. Gossip Girl: Spotted: Jenny Humphrey wading in the Met fountain, fishing for change. Dan Holy stone, wow! Lily Ehm, I think what I'll do is to get him a croissant down the street. One of my many sources, Melanie91, sends us this: Spotted at Grand Central, bags in hand: Serena van der Woodsen. She shares her realization with Chuck Bass, who doesn't enjoy hearing this, and proves to fans that she's intelligent in the process. Things always turn up. You know, it's actually kinda sad. Love her or hate her, Serena certainly has some epic 1 liner quotes in gossip girl. I have a feeling. Jenny Yeah, uhm do you wanna start over back at the party? Hey Upper East Siders. I was this shy sweet girl who talked to the people I knew. Chuck I love this town. While it might take a lot more work and time before they can finally be together, Blair seems to know the meaning of love and that finding that one person is what matters. 12 Angry Villains. It'll be like she doesn't exist. Nate Oh, hey! Son, talk to you later. Jenny: Come on, Dan. AMY I don't know. Mom and Dad. Go, I'm gonna be fine. But dry your eyes: the 'Kiss On The Lips' party is around the corner. [EXT ROOF TOP - Chuck is still trying to kiss Jenny, Dan runs over to them], [Dan walks over to Chuck who pushes him away]. Send me all the deets. Serena Let me guess: You told everyone Erik is just visiting grandpa in Rhode Island. Jenny Dad, you could just tell me I look nice instead of turning this into a sermon on the passage of time. The play can be done with two actors (see below) or 3w and 2m. 13. Visting hours are over. Dan: So, think I've got a shot at a second date? Miss Julie. They do besties better then anyone. Or my mom's paxils? Blair and Serena's love easily outshined anything they felt for theirromantic interests throughout the show's six seasons. Serena Well, you can't be worse than the guys I do know. An exclusive group of privileged teens from a posh prep school on Manhattan's Upper East Side whose lives revolve around the blog of the all-knowing albeit ultra-secretive Gossip Girl. There is probably a bit of jealousy going on here, but also a clear headed and mature sense of reality. I guess miracles can happen. Or is it all just part of the act? It reminded me when she started the war against gossip girl and looked at camera like it was some power move meanwhile I was like what is even happening.i didn't understand a thing.. and her bully speech, like every monologue she has . Status report people. Some people might see that their lies have almost caught up to them. "Because I'm nice. XOXO, Press J to jump to the feed. Rufus Maybe if musicians would get off their blogs and picked up their guitars then music business would be in better shape. At some point in her life, Melanie went off track and ever since she's been trying to find her true calling. She lives in Toronto with her husband and has a special interest in teen dramas, reality TV, and horror movies. Uhm, look, when Prince Charming found Cinderella's slipper they didn't accuse him of having a foot-fetish. On March 16, 2022, the cast was spotted filming in New York City. Surrendered My Virtue To A Self-Absorbed Ass. Blairmakes the interesting point that Dr. Krueger isn't necessarily smart because he has several degrees. Rufus Serena van der Woodsen. Blair has some mean quotes on Gossip Girl, whether she's got a comeback ready or is insulting someone. [EXT NEW YORK - Serena and Dan are walking down the street towards the back entrance of a club, the band is unloading their equipment]. 15. But everyone knows Serena. avoiding those who might cause me to stray. This is pointless. Skeeter Skeetch - assistant to Bula at the paper. It might be fiction, but Serenais understandably hurt. Flowers, maybe some jewellery if she's really upset. XOXO.Gossip Girl. But preparing for a ball is an event in itself. Do not sell or share my personal information. I overreacted you say it's in the past, it's in the past. Too bad for her there's school on Monday. Comic Female Monologue David Lindsay-Abaire - Good People. Serena We're going to Wendells just for an hour though, I swear. Jenny Well, you know, she is actually nice. Shes spending time alone with the kids And I seem to have walked all the way from Brooklyn to your doorstep. Very few of them had good relationships with their parents due to theirdemanding jobs and travel schedule. [INT HOME OF THE HUMPHREYS - KITCHEN - Jenny organizes handwritten invitations, Rufus is making breakfast, Dan walks in], [Rufus hands Dan an issue of 'Rolling Stone', Dan reads the front page]. "Fanny" is a monologue for a female actress from the scene "Gossip" (low cost PDF of scene) in the published play "The Weird, Wild and Wonderful Days of School" (low cost PDF of full play) by D. M. Larson (ISBN-13: 978-1482739626) When you purchase a PDF, you may make as many photocopies as needed (but please do NOT repost the text online in any way). Which is why queens invented handmaidens. GG: Spotted skating at Wollman Rink: the Blair Capades. However,their loyalty runs deep and thefriends always stick by each other's side. And in a world ruled by blood lines and bank accounts, it pays to have a pal. Spring's Awakening. Wearing his trademark scarf. Gossip Girl (Kristen Bell): Hey Upper East Siders. Gossip Girl: In our modern age, when you call someone and cant find them you can be pretty sure theyll get the message. GG: Spotted in the courtyard: Serena, looking like shes seen a ghost. Jenny Here, I made you one during free period but anyone asks where you got it, I know nothing. Erik Must be a lot of rumour why you're back. And the only thing more shocking than the truth are the lies people tell to cover it up. But on the Upper East Side, we call it Sunday afternoon." "SpottedLonely Boy's rude awakening. They're a single paycheck away from being in real trouble. This included a lot of "nonchalant fashion," which he described as "having that 'I've traveled to Europe' vibe." It looks like the battle between the Queen B and Little J has moved from the streets to the blogs. [Chuck and Nate leave the bus, Dan talks to himself]. It's cool, it's fine. Blair makes viewers laugh with a smart quote about how instead of fancy jewelry, she realizes that Cyrus is a good person and a great influence on her mom. When the guy is sitting at the bar talking to some other scum and saying,"She's so beautiful." This is how I felt. The bitch is back. Gossip Girl: They say a leopard cant change his spots. When the cats away, the mice will play. [INT BLAIR'S BEDROOM - Blair is looking at herself in a full-length mirror, she's wearing a brown dress, Eleanor enters]. Hi! And just as suddenly she's back. Gossip Girl: Everyone knows you cant choose your family but you can choose your friends. Serena So I'm a little overdressed, aren't I? Some people may see what was there all along. Chuck Eh have a glass of champagne, please? Let's not mention it again. Since The Met's not gonna be happy. Sererna: Well, I don't think we can top this one. And anyone whos used to bending the rules will find themselves breaking them. And I would be, like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?". I don't know who he is, but I do know this: At a time when I was trying to hide myself from myself, he was there to show me a new way. And here is yours as promised. I just wanted it to be a surprise. "Don't understimate that ' only you' .". You may have won over B for now but we still think youre hiding something. 11 Romantic Monologues about Hopeful Love. Don't ever say we don't like to have fun . Nate Yeah, I'm gonna need it. Blair Waldorf seen dallying with an off-duty doorman on Monday night. Serena: An hour. Blair: School so I guess she's back for good. I never really have gotten . These are Blair's wisest quotes. More Schemes. Gossip Girl. Lily As happy as I am to have you home, you have no idea what it's been like. Chuck Let's catch up. Serena The Palace, 8 o'clock. Humiliated, party of one. Why waste precious time dreaming when waking life is so much better? [Chuck signals Nate that he wants to smoke a joint with him], [Blair leads Nate into her bedroom and pushes him onto the bed]. Other times, Blair sees life in her own unique way. He tries to take his own life and you're worried it will cost you 'Mom Of The Year'? Find a monologue that fits you and your experiences. Uploaded by Shahirrah Shaziman . was your mom? Gossip Girl: Heres an inside tip, Little J: the faster you rise, the harder you fall. By parents even more wicked than their offspring. "Gossip Girl" Gossip Girl (Narrator) quotes and scenes organized by seasons/series, character and episode. In the season 2 episode "Bonfire of the Vanity," Blair is upset about her mom Eleanor falling in love with Cyrus Rose. Now have good night, we're closing the kitchen early. With strings attached. Enjoy the show! GG: This just in: We hear theres a cold war brewing between Lonely Boy and a certain Blue Blood. Serena Well, I wish I could have been there. And if we know Chuck, hes not one to let things lie. The mask even moves when you talk. Jenny: Yeah, I will be. [INT HOME OF THE HUMPHREYS - Jenny and Dan are standing in front of a mirror, getting ready to go out]. Hear me, you gamblers! I think it may be for the best. So what the hell. Rather than shy away from this fact, though, Emily in Paris meets its heroine's "basic bitch" status head on. Eleanor Because I love you. And everyone is talking. [FLASHBACK - ONE YEAR AGO - INT BAR - Serena is dancing on the bar, holding a bottle of champagne, Nate tries to stop her]. Serena Uhm, from last night, right? Serena was the only person in the world Blair thought she had in her corner. Serena And if you get a drink they are also serving pigs. Dan I don't know, I think she would be a tad overwhelmed by the glitz and the glamour of the Humphrey lifestyle. Learning the lesson that nothing stays missing forever. GG: Serenas visit was short. I was just boarding school it's like Blair I don't even know why you went to boarding school to begin with. And whether theyre sweating it out on the sultry sidewalks or cooling their heels in the Hamptons, no one does summer like New Yorkers. What, they haven't let him out yet? This is the last item that goes to press without proof. Serena Oh well, if the happy couple didn't want to put up a catch for the bar they should let me be where I want to be. Cant believe the love of his life has returned. Suitable for: PG 16. The Magnificent Archibalds. And its just a matter of time before this one snaps. "Some might call this a fustercluck. Gossip Girl: Serena van der Woodsen, looks like your invitation just arrived. Everyone has a best friend. Gossip Girl (Voice Over) Spotted: At the steps of the Met, an S and B power struggle. Gossip Girl: Looks like the pot calling the kettle black has young Bass boiling over. Top Gossip Girl Monologue Quotes. RELATED: The 9 Greatest Redemptions On Gossip Girl. Great party. Lily No need to rehash details of decades pass. Listen, this is all coming out to be wrong. "Bunny Is A Rider" - Caroline Polachek. Concierge And you are Prince Charming? And Blair has a two-for-one special. [INT OSTROFF CENTER - ERIK'S ROOM - Serena's brother, Erik, finds Serena sleeping on a chair next to his bed and wakes her up]. That's pretty classy, S. I think you're more like me than you admit. 11. The Only Good News Is That He's A Total Pig Who Will Act Like It, But Losing My Virginity To Chuck Bass? Chuck Talk to Chuck, buddy. Are you shopping for some more art to match your furniture? And this could be a classic. Chuck: Hey, you're life is over, slut! Gossip Girl: And just when B and S had built a bridge, it all had to come crashing down. AN ANGEL OF FORCED LOVE: Brian makes his case for how he thinks he can learn to love his girlfriend. ', she leaves the bathroom and rejoins a party, her mother, Eleanor, is talking to a friend]. And if she did know you I think she would really like you. Serena No, no, that that was then. Spring Break is done and Im starved for a dish. [Dan punches Chuck in the face, Chuck's nose is bleeding], Sererna: Let's go. And how are you gonna do that? Don't be a slacker! [INT THE HUMPHREY'S ART GALLERY - Rufus is working, Lily walks in]. You know, walking to school togheter, dancing on tables at Bungalow, the nights when we were at your mom's country house. Serena left town because of what happened between her and Nate, and there was even another love triangle when both girls had feelings for Dan. I mean, come on, I've never been to a big dance before. But if they dont call you back, it usually means they dont want to be found. Here are some one-minute comedic monologues for kids to try: 1. [The guests notice Serena and start gossiping]. Asher is gay and I have the correspondence to prove it. Because I was a teenage drug addict is not exactly a winning college essay. While others cling to the security of being part of a group. We're The Non-Judging Breakfast Club. Howie You want my advice? And that is why I am standing here, in the Devil's own city, on the Devil's own street, prepared to do battle with the forces of evil. Serena So you took me to meet your dad on our first date? And you're kinda not invited. Jordan Alexander, Thomas Doherty, Evan Mock and Emily Alyn Lind in HBO Max's Gossip Girl . It's true that the characters have more wealth and privilege than most, but they're still nervous about college acceptance letters. Blair: You really don't think i'll go up there. You need to create the character, the scene, and the circumstance all without the help of another actor. Nurse: Young lady, you can't be here. And who am I? I have to meet Nate. [Blair picks up a piece of sushi from Nate's plate]. Chuck: And you are my toughest critic. Whats going on? This quote is applicable to several of the friendships in Gossip Girl, as friends are like a safety net who are always there to catch each other when they fall. Lily Guess what I found for you a dress for 'Kiss On The Lips'. 21 Funny As Hell Monologues for Women. "There were definitely trepidations in . Oh, I don't know how I know that. [INT HOME OF THE WALDORFS - BATHROOM - Blair takes a look at a new text message: 'Serena is Back!! And technically, you asked me out. Eleanor: Serena van der Woodsen? You don't give up just because things are hard. For a time span of 1-3 minutes it's all eyes on you. You should try it sometimes.". [INT BUS - Chuck and Nate are sitting next to each other, Dan is standing in the alley]. [Blair makes her way through the crowd towards Serena but Nate stops her]. Jenny So we should be anonymous losers who eat lunch alone and never get invited to parties? GG: Spotted fleeing dessert: S and Lonely Boy. XOXO Gossip Girl. Howie But you guys have been dating since kindergarden. "The Loman Family Picnic" by Donald Margulies. Thing With The Teeth Around My Thigh, Like Silas. [Nate, his father, Howie, and another guest are standing together]. Sweet dreams, Serena. I saw you from across the street, and I just gotta say, I love your Halloween costume! Rufus: Hey Lil. Until next time. Whyd she return? The Kiss on the Lips party is just around the corner.